New York Now Free From The Menace Of Buried Cloth [Terror At Three-and-a-half Feet]

There have been a little more than 9,000 unsolved murders in New York City since 1985; many of the victims buried in cement, do doubt. But thank God we've solved this case: The Yankees have dug up a Red Sox jersey on Sunday that had been planted beneath their new stadium by a construction worker. And it only took a work crew five hours with a jackhammer to locate it. Also found by the Yankees beneath the cement were: • Feelings of inadequacy. • Derek Jeter diary with smiley faces dotting the

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